4 out of 5 forest fires are started by people...
Which scares the shit out of me. Because that means somewhere out there is a bear that knows how to ignite matches.
Why don't lawyers trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the lawyer get arrested at the bank?
Because he tried to deposit a brief case!
Why did the judge go to the doctor?
Because he had a case of the flu!
Why do lawyers use big words?
Because they want to confuse the jury!
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the other side of the bill!
